adam's stache

How old is your mustache?
Three weeks in utero as a goatee. One day as a mustache.

If your mustache could talk, what would it say?
"10-4, good buddy!"

Whose mustache does your mustache look up to?
Goose Gossage

How does your mustache describe itself?
Kindhearted, but not completely together.

What is your mustache's favorite movie?
Smokey and the Bandit

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