How old is your mustache?
My mustache (heretofore known as Stan) is still only a rambunctious boy, but he is growing.
If your mustache could talk, what would it say?
Whose mustache does your mustache look up to?
Lawrence from Office Space
How does your mustache describe itself?
Personality-plus, with an eager spirit.
What is your mustache's favorite movie?
Starsky and Hutch.