Sometimes people claim something is true and it obviously isn't. I encourage this. Check out the latest Outrageous Claims and be sure to add your own.
To survive a plan crash, make sure you have sent your résumé six to eight weeks beforehand. Allow two weeks to marinate. Check often.
In order to survive a plan crash jump as high as you can at the exact second of impact then you will land gently on your feet (the same applies when in a falling elevator)
I invented the question mark
I invented this website
I invented gravity
have you ever sharted at work?
your balls smell remarkably like my anus, jiminy!
Jiminy Christmas claimed:
My balls are really really sweaty!!
easter bunny claimed:
Paul's mother blew me last night.
I knew Frank Sinatra AFTER he was famous.