open letters

An open letter to mr. slow computer

Dear mr. slow computer,

ur so dam slow. its nnoying when i open a program, and then i cant close it any more, because ur too slow, and i have to re start u. sometimes, u take to long to open in the first place, so i shut u off, leave the room leave the door closed and the lights off, and leave u in complete darkness, untill a few months later, i decide, that, perhaps being in the dark has made u change...but no.....that just doesnt agree with u does it?

Why must you be so slow? This is taking up of my spare time to write this fudging letter. And for what? You? Oh, how I despise you! I'll get you, youll see!!!!

people who need a change

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