An open letter to People on my couch
I know that it is a comfortable couch. That's why I have it. But that's just it- I have it- It is my couch. Don't make out on my couch. Don't fool around on my couch. The couch is only 8 years old. Do you really think it is appropriate that an 8 year old see what you are doing. It's just wrong. Go to your own couch.
weary of sitting on my couch
Poor innocent couch....