An open letter to Cingular Wireless
Why do you make me pay for my cell phone? I can rarely if ever use it with out it f*cking up on me. Also, why do you make it impossible to disconnect service with your lousy company without paying some hefty fee? Do you really think you deserve an extra $160 cancellation fee for something I can't use in the first place? If I could, I would climb to the top of your cell tower and take the most massive sh*t right in the cradle.
A.J. Richard & Danielle Kearfoot