An open letter to Lopsided Tit Girl
How did you come to be? Doesn't the body grow as a whole? Since when does one side get preference over the other? Did you have your boob in a cast or something, to make it smaller than the other one? Your legs are equal length, as are your arms...and your eyes look about the same...so why is one part of such a crucial part of your anatomy three times as large as the other?!? Do you even care? Can you smash the bigger one out to make it like this uniboob thing that can make up for the other one? I'm seriously concerned. You should consider breast enlargement. I am sure they would only make you pay half-price...get that other puppy up to par!