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An open letter to scarfed wonder

Dear scarfed wonder,

Please...lose the scarf, or zip up your damn sweatshirt so we can't see the chest hairs hanging over your lace cami. Everyone is excited for you that 2004 is your year and has "you" written all over it, but come now (or please don't, actually). You say you are gay? Your style is worse than Hellen Keller's. Sorry for ya. Take a hint, take a mint, and get the f*^k out of our house.

Sincerely,
Pimp Moss


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