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An open letter to old porn sites

Dear old porn sites,

where did you go?

we used to be friends. i could go to you and you would show me things that i had never heard of and things that wernt supposed to happen. and it grossed me out, and sometimes turned me on. im miss lossing my innocence. but not my innocence.

but now its just business huh? you dont care about me. you just want to load spyware and adware and cool web search on to my computer and track my shoote and fudge me over.

how old is you cousin and is she cute?

quit it ok! just old fashioned plain old porno ok? nothing fancy.

are you out there?

never mind,

i have to go to church now


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