An open letter to George W. Bush
I understand your dilemma. It must be tough to have such a demanding father.
However, I would rather not die. The military decisions you make might seem a lot like video games from Washington, but I don't want to be involved.
It is time you stand up to daddy and tell him that everyone else is tired of bombing Saddam. I sure am.
I want to live and have fun. I want to create and learn. Frankly, I have more plans with my life than to help you live up to your father's expectations.
But, if you ever want to talk about it, how he makes you feel, let me know.
Gentle readers, please note the date that I wrote this piece. There is a certain undeniably irony here...
Aha! I get it....